{"product_id":"the-clown","title":"The Clown","description":"\u003cp\u003e“The Clown” free speech statue with Backpack\/Key Fob cable. It is 4.5” inches in height and 60g in weight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDirections For Use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAttach to your backpack or purse or stand alone on your desk or mantle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere is now no reason to engage anyone personally or on the internet to show the world how you feel. Show it every day as you navigate your daily life.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExpress how you feel without saying a word. That’s the point.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt makes you feel better\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShow how you feel by saying nothing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSay nothing and say everything.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCan stand alone or attached to a backpack or purse with the included cable lanyard and Revolt tag. We recommend making short videos with The Clown to express your displeasure with The Clown and his corrupt administration. There is a lot to express. Sometimes, these expressions can lead to The Clown losing his head or feet. Included with your Clown is a repair kit so his life of activism and revolution can continue into old age.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDelivered inconspicuously in a 3”x 6” tube via USPS Ground\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"acmetoyfactory","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49881811353843,"sku":"002","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/0669\/9251\/files\/IMG_0225.jpg?v=1783467976","url":"https:\/\/acmetoyfactory.com\/products\/the-clown","provider":"Acme Toy Factory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}